This is the 5th and FINAL part to "Once," which in turn is the fifth and final installment of my fic series "Singles Awareness Day."  This fic has been inexcusably long, and is rated NC-17 for graphic porn.  But that's pretty much done with in this fic now.  
No, really. Y'know what, just read it.  You'll know what I mean. 
I never guaranteed a happy ( Read more... )

This is Part 4 of "Once," the fifth and final installment of my fic series "Singles Awareness Day."  This fic is super-duper-long, and is rated NC-17 for graphic porn.  Most of which can be found behind the LJ cut below.

( Once part 4 )

This is Part 3 of "Once," the fifth and final installment of my fic series "Singles Awareness Day."  This fic is long as hell, and rated NC-17 for graphic porn. 
This segment is mostly just cuddly stuff.  :D

( Once part 3 )

To save space in this post for the actual content, I'll be brief.  This is Part 2 of "Once", the fifth and final installment of my series "Singles Awareness Day."  This fic is long and rated NC-17 for graphic porn.  Yeah.

( Once part 2 )

Title: Once
Word Count: um, 19,615.  F YEAH.  \O/
Pairings: Batman(Bruce)/Joker
Disclaimer: I don't own TDK or its characters, or else I'd bring Heathus back to life somehow and THIS would be the final part of the trilogy, not this Selina Kyle hogwash.  Sorry, Annie.
Rating: NC-17, but this time for a good reason!
Warnings: straight-up PORN.  PWP, NSFW ( Read more... )

Title: A Particular Question
Word Count: 5,875
Pairings: Batman/Joker
Disclaimer: I don't own TDK and its characters, LOTR and its dream sequences, or The Town and its sappy romantic question set-ups.  I just meld them all together into a weird fantasy for the satisfaction of my perverted slash fangirl fantasies.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: sappy fluff/ ( Read more... )

Title: Mind Your Surroundings
Word Count: 6,139
Pairings: Batman/Joker
Disclaimer: Let's make a list of stuff I don't own, shall we?  TDK, its characters, Leo DiCaprio, Kanye West, a soul, a car, any sort of financial status, a pair of stilettos...ok, I think I'll end it there.  But the first four are the only things that actually pertain to this fic.
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Title: Apologize for the World
Word Count: 2,489
Pairings: Batman/Joker
Disclaimer: I don't own TDK or its characters, I just crush their dreams and destroy their souls like the sadistic author I can be.
Rating: R
Warnings: masturbation, ALOTTA ANGST LIKE WOAH
Summary: Batman witnesses something he should never have seen, but the fight against fate is a ( Read more... )

Fic Series: Singles Awareness Day, Part 1/5
Title: Singles Awareness Day
Word Count: 1,728
Pairings: Batman/Joker
Disclaimer: I don't own TDK or its characters, I only force them into sexual situations together until they admit they like it, and take it from there on their own.
Rating: PG-13 this part
Warnings: some violence, some angst, some guy/guy lip ( Read more... )